Charlie: Why do we have an attic?
Me: Because we work from home.
Charlie: But what about other people?
Me: Most people go out to work at other places.
Charlie: But what about T's mum?
Me: She doesn't work.
Charlie: Yes, she does, she does lots of work in the kitchen.
Absolutely. I'd like a new name for "paid work" please, to distinguish between all the free labour and the stuff we get some cash monies for.
Charlie: [Pointing at my breasts] Why do you have those?
Me: To make milk to feed babies.
Charlie: Well what are you going to do with them now?