Back-hander

A dress caught my eye in a shop I would not normally go near, and when I tried it on I discovered I quite liked it (I'm loving the maxi dress, comfy and easy to wear). At the cash register the girl said "I like your scarf in your hair, it's cute. Do you have to wear it for work?". Hmmm. "No," I reply, "I wear it so I don't have to do anything with my hair." I don't think there was much I could have said that would have further damaged my status as fashion guru...