Crash: Are you ok for me to go to lunch with Pissy next Thursday?
Me: Yep, that's fine. Oh, except I didn't get to go out last Thursday night, do you think....
Crash: Oh, I'll be home by 4pm
Me: Sober enough to look after the kids?
Me: When you are going to lunch with someone called "Pissy"...?
Crash: Maybe we could make it Wednesday?