Crash got it installed today, and Charlie needed to be accompanied for his first use - he was deeply distrustful.
If you are now wondering what the hell I am talking about, here is the website of the manufacturer. (Although ours has been slightly modified for Australia, I'm told.)
The manual is a joy (and essential).
1. Press "Feminine Wash": Automatically, the nozzle comes out and sprays warm water to the feminine area.2. Additional functions during your Feminine Wash are available. See Oscillation and Massage for details.
When using Posterior or Feminine Washing functions, pressing the "MOVE" button will provide a short-motion, front to back oscillating spray for a much wider cleansing experience. Note: This function will not work during the "Turbo Wash" or "Enama Wash" function.
Yep, you read that (dodgy spelling) right. If you are at my house, consider yourself warned. This is a symbol not to be messed with.