No, really, he did, and I have the proof!
Mum & David looked after the kids today while Crash & I went to the cricket, which is a pretty monumental effort - especially when the cricket was rain delayed and so finished late. We got home in the middle of bedtime and got to hear all about the day's fun. There was no picnic (as promised, due to said rain) but there was a blue goo bath and home-made (and most delicious, apparently) pizza.
Charlie explained to Crash that "David made the pizza exactly the way you don't."
It seems Douglas Adams may have got his best line ever from a four year old - it being a standard turn of phrase for them.